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The Crowing

Coheed, Metal and other stuff is what I'll post.
If you want to know anything else just ask.
Oct 22 '14

god-send-conspirator asked:

Well yeah. But still sucks. So how're you apart from that?


i’m just casually dying of Ebola.

So you’re turning into the living impaired?

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Oct 22 '14


reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit)

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Oct 22 '14


*drops mic*

*picks it back up because that’s not how we handle sound equipment*

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Oct 22 '14

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Oct 22 '14

I loved this video. Super funny! XD The pole moves + twerking was on point! ♡


I loved this video. Super funny! XD The pole moves + twerking was on point! ♡

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Oct 22 '14




boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick

That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”

You two are my new favorite people on this site.

Well there’s three kinds of erections.
The first one is because horny. The second is because of bladder stuff (aka morning wood) and then there’s a mysterious third kind. That no one really understand. It’s when your schlong decides to take matters into its own hand. That’s the no reason boner.

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Oct 22 '14


I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

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Oct 22 '14



I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

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Oct 22 '14


this movie was a masterpiece 

(Source: jetpacksunrise)

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Oct 22 '14

marry someone who makes bad jokes and good coffee

(Source: alri9ht)

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